Homestuck
A young man stands in his bedroo-
Wait, what? I said young man! This is NOT how Homestuck starts! What even is this?!
What was that? We're not actually in Homestuck...?
... Oh. It appears we're actually just in some lame kinnie's fucking carrd.
Well, let's get this show on the road then, I guess.
Enter name.
Your name is TEREZI PYROPE, but not actually. She is just ONE OF YOUR MANY KINS.
Your name is actually IZZY. You are a MINOR and you go THEY/HE PRONOUNS, but THESE ONES are also cool. You are BISEXUAL and consider yourself a TRANSMASC ENBY. Your think personality type is XNFP, but are not completely sure yet. Your zodiac sign is CANCER, like that BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER KARKAT WHO YOU ALSO KIN.
You enjoy KINNING, which you use to help you cope with VARIOUS MENTAL ISSUES, and also for fun. You also have a large variety of different INTERESTS, which you have an entire page all about. In general, though, you have a passion for all types of MUSIC AND VIDEO GAMES. You spend a lot of time playing the AFOREMENTIONED GAMES, playing your PIANO AND OTHER VARIOUS INSTRUMENTS, and ROLE PLAYING. You don't partake in LIVE ACTION ROLEPLAYING, though, because you are not actually Terezi.
You also take an interest in WRITING AND DRAWING, and take pleasure in creating your very own CHARACTERS AND STORIES. You ramble about these to your friends from time to time, who you also enjoy talking to very much in your freetime. Your user is @catboyhajime, and you speak normally, because this isn't actually homestuck and you don't have a typing quirk. But for the sake of kinning, we're gonna say you T4LK L1K3 TH1S for now.
What will you do?
> Izzy: Cut to the chase and pull out the kinlist immediately.
Izzy: Cut to the chase and pull out the kinlist immediately.
It's the moment we've all been waiting for, what we came here for. We are about to prepare ourselves for the shocking reveal.
But wait! First, you need to display your DO NOT INTERACT list, also known as your DNI! It seems we'll have to put the kins on hold for a moment, sigh.
Izzy: Pull up the DNI.
GC: OK4Y H1 SO TH1S 1S MY DN1
GC: F1RST TH1NGS F1RST, 1F YOU F1T B4S1C DN1 CR1T3R14 (R4C1ST, HOMOPHOB1C/TR4NSPHOB1C, 4BL31ST, SUPPORT P*DOPH*L14 OR DDLG IN 4NY WAY, 3TC.) YOUR3 4LR43DY OUT OF H3R3 L43V3 R1GHT NOW OR 1LL K1CK YOUR 4SS
GC: 1D 4LSO L1K3 YOU TO L34V3 1F YOU K1N 4NY OF TH3 CH4R4CT3RS 1N MY TR1GG3RS OR D1SCOMFORTS, POST 4BOUT 4NY OF MY TR1GG3RS FR3QU3NTLY/4R3NT W1LL1NG TO PUT W4RN1NGS, 1F YOUR3 4 FUJOSH1, OR 1F YOUR3 4 PROSH1PP3R
GC: 4ND L4STLY 1D PR3F3R YOU DONT FOLLOW 1F YOU 4R3 GONN4 B3 RUD3 TO MY FR13NDS, YOUR3 G3N3R4LLY D1SR3SP3CTFUL TO P3OPL3, YOU STRONGLY H4T3 OR 4R3 UNCOMFY W1TH 4NY OF MY K1NS/COMFORTS/SOURC3S, 4ND 1F YOU 4R3 OV3R 21 OR UND3R 13!
GC: PL34S3 4SK TO FOLLOW 1F YOU K1N JUNKO 3NOSH1M4, KOK1CH1 OUM4, OR 1F YOU K1N M3!
GC: 4ND NOW, 1TS T1M3 FOR TH3 GOOD P4RT...
Izzy: Get to the "good part."
GC: *GC GR4BS YOU BY TH3 SHOULD3RS 4ND T4K3S 4 B1G SN1FF OF YOU*
GC: 1T SM3LLS L1K3 YOU P4SS3D TH3 V1B3 CH3CK! WH1CH M34NS...
GC: 1TS T1ME FOR TH3 DF1!
GC: TH4T M34NS "DO FOLLOW 1F" JUST TO CL4R1FY
GC: Y3S 1 KNOW 1 KNOW TH3 K1NS 1LL G3T TO THOS3 1N JUST 4 S3COND
GC: BUT PL34S3 DO FOLLOW 1F...
GC: YOU W4NT TO B3 FR13NDS, OR JUST T4LK 4BOUT K1NN13 STUFF 1N G3N3R4L! TH4T 1NCLUD3S 1F YOUR3 LOOK1NG FOR C4NONM4T3S!!!
GC: 4LSO PL34S3 FOLLOW 1F W3 SH4R3 K1N SOURC3S OR 1NT3R3STS, OR 1F YOU K1N ON3 OF MY COMFORT CH4R4CT3RS (4ND V1C3 V3RS4)
GC: L4STLY, 1F W3 H4V3 4NY MUTU4L FR13NDS!! 1M 4LW4YS LOOK1N FOR N3W P4LS >8]
GC: OK4Y TH4TS 4LL NOW TO MOV3 ONTO TH3 P4RT YOUV3 4LL B33N W41T1NG FOR
Izzy: Get to the REAL good part.
And now...
For our epic kin list.
Hell yeah! Let's get going!
You have a really BIG LIST OF KINS. You are iffy on DOUBLES for yourself, but otherwise don't care about them.
PERMAS/ME IRL
You are HAJIME HINATA, IZURU KAMUKURA, and SARA CHIDOUIN. Though best described as permashifts, they are one with your identity and you would prefer not to be separated from them.
SELFHOODS
Your SELFHOODS are KEIJI SHINOGI, SAYAKA MAIZONO, ARADIA MEGIDO, KOU MINAMOTO, KOUSEI ARIMA, and MIAYA GEKKOGAHARA. The first two in particular are pretty big COPING KINS.
HIGH IDS
— Maki Harukawa
— Emi Igawa
— Karkat Vantas
— Jade Harley
— Eridan Ampora
— Ranmaru Kageyama
— Kaede Akamatsu
MID IDS
— Ibuki Mioda
— Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu
— Mettaton
— Chiaki Nanami
— ENA
— Terezi Pyrope
— Gamzee Makara
— Hanako-kun
LOW IDS
— Tenko Chabashira
— Aoi Asahina
— Kris Dreemurr
— Yuzuru Nishimiya
— Anzu Kinashi
KINS
— Mikan Tsumiki
— Sayori
— Chihiro Fujisaki
— Undyne
KINSIDERING
— Vicky Schmidt
— Susie
— Miu Iruma
Izzy: Ramble about all your comforts.
You have a lot of COMFORTS, which include characters, ships, etc.
If people kin your COMFORT CHARACTERS, you'd love them to interact with you.
CHARACTERS
— Nagito Komaeda
— Chiaki Nanami
— Joe Tazuna
— Shin Tsukimi
— Ibuki Mioda
— Sakura Oogami
— Peko Pekoyama
— Gundham Tanaka
— Rantaro Amami
— Kaede Akamatsu
— Chihiro Fujisaki
— Kai Satou
— Ranmaru Kageyama
— Anzu Kinashi
— Mettaton
— Toriel
— Napstablook
— Susie
— Kaori Miyazono
— Kousei Arima
— Terezi Pyrope
— Kanaya Maryam
— Nepeta Leijon
— Aradia Megido
— Eridan Ampora
— Mitsuba Sousuke
— Hanako-kun
— Nene Yashiro
SHIPS
— Komahina
— Kamukoma
— Hinanami
— Kamunami
— Komahinanami
— Kamukomanami
— Kuzupeko
— Sakuraoi
— Joesara
— Keishin
— Mitsukou
Izzy: Show your triggers.
Below is a list of your TRIGGERS. You respectfully ask that people put a warning before posting or talking about any of these things, and/or censor them.
Triggers
Discomforts
> Izzy: On with the password!
Izzy: On with the password!
Your guest has made it to the end of the carrd, which means... It's time to determine if they may enter!
You will flip a DOUBLE-HEADED TROLL CAEGAR to decide their fate. You do this quite often when making important decisions. That's a lie. You don't, because you're not actually Terezi. But because you're a kinnie, we're gonna pretend you do.
Izzy: Flip the coin.
The coin tumbles through the air...
And it seems like...
The coin has landed in their favor! You allow them to proceed onto your account.
The pass is: "H3Y COOL K1D 1S TH1S YOU?"
You thank them for coming, and hope the two of you can be friends!
> Izzy: See interests.
> [???????]
Izzy: See interests.
As mentioned earlier, you have a WIDE VARIETY OF SPECIFIC INTERESTS. Some of these are specific media, and others are more general things. Regardless, if anyone shares these INTERESTS with you, you'd love to talk with them.
— Danganronpa
— Your Turn to Die
— Homestuck (obviously)
— Undertale/Deltarune
— Five Nights At Freddy's
— Doki Doki Literature Club
— Minecraft
— Town of Salem
— Your Lie in April
— Toilet-bound Hanako-kun
— Monster Prom
— Ib
— Anime & games in general
— Playing the piano, flute, guitar, and ukulele
— All types of animals!!!
— Cosplaying
— Fanfiction
— Making OCs
— Roleplaying
— Music boxes
— Classical music
— Pixel art
— Sprite and video edits
Start Over | Go Back
Your name is KARKAT VANTAS. You don't know why you're here, but it's probably because the maker of this stupid carrd KINS YOU LIKE AN IDIOT. It isn't even your WRIGGLING DAY, and there is absolutely nothing special going on here. However, you must have been brought here for a reason, right?
We are not gonna talk about your INTERESTS, because you have way too many, and again, this isn't even Homestuck. We all already know you like SHITTY ROMCOMS, are NOTORIOUSLY PRETTY AWFUL AT COMPUTER PROGRAMMING, and LOOK KIND OF A DOOFUS BY YOURSELF IN YOUR ROOM with your REALLY COOL SICKLE. Oops, it looks like we ended up talking about them anyway.
You like to chat with some of your other troll pals, most of which drive you BATSHIT UP THE FUCKING BELFRY. You have been trying out a new chat client beta called TROLLIAN, and you are NOT REALLY SURE WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT IT YET. Your trolltag is carcinoGeneticist and you speak in a manner that is ALMOST EXCLUSIVELY ORNERY, ALL THE TIME.
You still don't know what you're doing in this Stupid Fucking Kinnie Carrd ™, but perhaps you're about to find out. Like, in 5 seconds.
What will you do?
You only have one option. That option is to listen.